Soldier, Poet, Or King? Take The True Personality Quiz!

Ever jammed out to The Oh Hellos’ epic indie-folk anthem "Soldier, Poet, King," and wondered where you'd fit in the story?

This personality quiz, inspired by their catchy tune, is your ticket to unveiling your hidden role.

Whether you're the fearless protector charging into adventure, the thoughtful dreamer weaving magic through words, or the confident leader guiding others to greatness—your true archetype awaits!

Ready to uncover the legend you were meant to be? Take the quiz and let the adventure begin!

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Soldier, Poet, Or King?

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Aliens have landed! You:

Prepare your best battle stance

Write a heartfelt poem welcoming them

Step forward, ready to negotiate intergalactic peace

Friends usually come to you when they:

Need backup

Seek advice

Want emotional support

Your cooking style is best described as:

Artistic—beautiful presentation matters most

Methodical—recipes and measurements are law

Experimental—spice rack roulette!

At a party, you're most likely to:

Be the center of attention, guiding conversations and plans

Deeply converse in small, intimate groups

Engage in lively activities or competitions

If you could master one skill instantly, it would be:

Public speaking

Painting or writing

Martial arts

Which environment appeals to you most?

Bustling cities

Mountains, forests

Cozy cafés

You're stuck in traffic; what's your reaction?

Start mentally organizing your upcoming tasks

Challenge the GPS to find a quicker route

Turn the radio up

Soldier, Poet, or King? Unveil Your True Archetype!

You're The Soldier!

You're the brave heart, the fearless guardian! Adventure fuels your spirit, and challenges are your playground. With your unwavering resolve and tenacity, you blaze trails where others hesitate. People naturally rally around your courage, knowing you'll always step up when the going gets tough.

You're The Poet!

You're the soul whisperer, the insightful dreamer! Your creativity isn't just your outlet; it's your way of connecting deeply with the world. Every experience holds a hidden story, and you’re the one who sees its essence. Friends cherish your empathy, as your words and presence soothe and inspire.

You're The King!

You are the natural leader, the visionary strategist! Your clarity of vision and calm authority steer the ship through even the stormiest seas. Friends and colleagues look to you for guidance, trusting your balanced judgment and wisdom. With you at the helm, any challenge becomes manageable.