The horses are doing their best. The people have made this deeply complicated.
Steel Ball Run promised a race across America, then handed us weaponized geometry, spectacular grudges, and friendships worth getting embarrassingly invested in. Somewhere along the way, watching two men cross the desert became an emotional commitment. You have opinions about their decisions. Several. None of which they would appreciate.
But where would you fit into this beautifully ridiculous journey? Answer these 10 questions to find your match among Johnny Joestar, Gyro Zeppeli, Diego Brando, and Lucy Steel. Be honest. Everyone thinks they’d handle the pressure gracefully until someone questions their directions.
