
Briar University should really warn applicants about the hockey house. You can walk in with perfectly reasonable standards and leave emotionally attached to someone’s roommate.
It starts innocently enough: a little banter, a reason to stay for another game. Next thing you know, you’re defending a fictional man’s honor in a conversation nobody invited you into. Garrett, Logan, Dean and Tucker have made choosing a favorite unnecessarily difficult.
So who would actually be your boyfriend? Answer twelve questions about stolen moments, everyday affection and what makes you embarrassingly easy to charm. Try to remember you also came here for an education.